Previous reports have indicated that his choice is Bulgarian immigrant Круела Де Вил (portrait), well known for her discriminating taste in adolescent canines. The choice is said to be a condescension to immigration supporters.
UPDATE: Ms Де Вил has stated that she'd be delighted to accept the appointment, noting that she could think of at least 101 immediate actions she could take in furtherance of the president's platform.
Apology to Disney et al.
