The Smoldering Stump Stormy Daniels Film Festival will be rescheduled at the request of The Tr*mp Campaign to allow fans of Donald Tr*mp in red states additional time to lay in supplies, as many of the needed items are illegal or otherwise unavailable in those areas.

Watch this space for further announcements including identities of additional featured performers! You won't want to miss finding out whom and what Tr*mp grabs next.

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