During the week of February 12, the New York Times reported that Donald Tr*mp has told allies that he backs a 16-week national abortion ban, albeit with some exceptions.

Tr*mp, always proud of his vast scientific prowess, purportedly favors a national ban at 16 weeks in part because it is "a round number." The bizarre absurdity of that perspective led a spokesperson to assert that Tr*mp thought the timing would keep women who have abortions from becoming too round, a condition he has been known to deprecate.

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