After two hours reading a certain charging-indictment document from Florida, I've concluded that one person you don't want to be today is one Waltine Nauta. Imagine he (You) have been named as a co-conspirator in a national security case, and you must decide whether to

1. lie under oath, protect your co-conspirator, and go ignominiously to jail forever as Mr. Also Convicted, or
2. tell the truth and go to jail for a while waiting for public sympathy to rediscover you as a victim swept up by circumstance—however willingly—out of some bizarre subservience to an embodiment of Dr. Evil's less intelligent twin.

Read the indictment (PDF)