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Status of DOGE-related data misfeasance at Social Security
31-Aug-2025
It remains unclear whether a whistleblower's assertion inexperienced DOGE employees left Social Security data vulnerable to access by untrusted individuals, companies or foreign governments is true.

Trumpology

Mentally and Geographically Challenged
22-Jan-2026
Viking sagas and Donald Trump collide.
'Biblical' Trump
14-Jan-2026
Interesting idea from a Farcebook friend, who compared certain current Trump behavior as "biblical." We asked "Perplexity" what biblical figures are thought by modern standards to have been mentally ill or incompetent.
George Will on Donald Trump
05-Dec-2025
George Will is no fan of Donald Trump. Can you say "bloviating ignoramus?"
Good, bad, deadly, dumb?
02-Dec-2025
Shall we compare Donald Trump to a summer's day, or to the emperors of Rome? How does he compare to the best and the worst?
Is Donald Trump in Decline?
28-Aug-2025
This article presents two perspectives on the suggestion that President Donald Trump is declining (senescing) mentally and physically. Two queries were submitted to AI research. One asks whether the assertion is true, while the other negates it.
Reports of Tr$mp Decline Likely Premature
01-Jul-2025
AI reports Tr$mp less than Lincolnesque regarding truth
01-Jul-2025
Five AI models were used to fact-check former President Tr&mp’s statements. The AI models consistently debunked Trump’s claims, with responses disproving his statements in the majority of cases. The models demonstrated accuracy and objectivity in their fa
Historic View of Roy Cohn's Career
04-May-2025
Magapathy Epidemic Strikes USA
10-Oct-2024
Mapathy is a contagious disease characterized by facial discoloration with secondary psychological effects leading to fantasy, vindictiveness and paranoia.
Trumpology
31-Jan-2021
What were we thinking?!
 

Columns and Columnists

Wilkington Parsnip III

Jeffrey Epstein Legacy Will Affect Trump's Own
04-Jan-2026
Prosecution of persons swept up in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal will make interesting reading for future political historians as well as contemporary observers.
Good, bad, deadly, dumb?
04-Dec-2025
Shall we compare Donald Trump to a summer's day, or to the emperors of Rome? How does he compare to the best and the worst?
US Production & Imports of Cooking Oils
24-Oct-2025
A summary of US vegetable oil production and imports in the context of current tariff policy.

Rees Clark

Mentally and Geographically Challenged
22-Jan-2026
Viking sagas and Donald Trump collide.
George Will on Donald Trump
05-Dec-2025
George Will is no fan of Donald Trump. Can you say "bloviating ignoramus?"
GDP, Productivity and Wage Growth 2016-2025
02-Dec-2025
Economic activity since 2016, comparing four Trump and four Biden years.
Oil extraction has minor calue for California, Florida, with large damage potential
29-Nov-2025
UCMJ is clear; refusing illegal orders is required
20-Nov-2025
he Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) and related military law require U.S. military personnel to refuse illegal orders. Service members are legally and morally obligated to disobey unlawful commands that violate their oaths and the common law.
Trump & friends are coming for your Social Security
31-Aug-2025
Their plan to privatize is just another scam from the current confidence men in Washington D.C. Retirees would get less, with fewer protections, while brokers win big.
Securities Price Projections Experiment Continues
17-Aug-2025
This article presents a compendium of summary analyses by Perplexity.ai regarding projected growth in four major investment groups over the ensuing ten years. Our plan is to repeat the core query at monthly intervals and add the responses to this article
Fun with Income Distribution
25-Jul-2025
Tweaking the minimum and higher wages would have major effects on equity and equality, which are not the same thing.
Mites may be responsible for collapsing bee populations
15-Jul-2025
Mites love to eat bees from the inside out. The little monsters may be the cause of bee population collapses around the world, says an article in "Science.'
Big Pharma Wins Again with Eliquis
09-Jul-2025
The author argues that the cost of Eliquis illustrates the price-gouging rampant in Medicare and that the benefits of so-called waste, fraud and abuse fall solely into the pockets of Big Pharmaceutical.
 
 

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