Smoldering Stump Gazette
Numbers Game, Version 2027

From our DOGE-Lives department...

The proposed budget for 2027 would cut $83,351,000,000 from current programs (table) while delivering an additional 1.5 trillion to the "war" department, leaving, presumably the residual $68 billion to be added to the national debt. GOP "cost cutting" at its best. At worst it's a cruel scam intended to move another mountain of cash trumpward (with a nod to his betters, of course).

Cost-saving "offsets" will save the average taxpayer $1.42 per day in federal income tax. The current treasury bond rate is 4.3%. Thus, for example only, the $68 billiion will cost the government 4.3% X $68,000,000,000 or $3,060,000,000 per year or about $0.19 per taxpayer, less than one cent per day, i.e., no real savings; it's a wash.

Now let's consider the 1.5 TRILLION that the administration wants to give Pith Hugslop for the "war" department. Since that's more debt, taxpayers will pay carrying charges of about (4.3%*1.5Tn=0.0645 tn ÷ $64,500,000,000 or 64,500,000,000/161000000/365=1.0976 per capita per day. So the $1.42 savings is offset by the $1.10, leaving each taxpayer a "benefit" of 32 cents per day, NOT INCLUDING the fact that this is an interest-only calculation, meaning we and our descendants will someday have to pony up the $1.5 trillion principal. That principal amounts to a debt of $9,316.77 per taxpayer. Amortizing that over an average adult's working life of 40 years amounts to a monthly payment of $78.32 or a daily debt of $2.57. Subtracting that from your "savings" on next year's budget leaves you with a daily obligation of (.32-2.57=$2.25).

Now if you don't have the extra $78.32, I'm sure you can borrow it on an interest-only basis from Trump's World Liberty Financial at an annual interest rate of around 20% compounded daily. The daily interest on that loan will be only around four cents, which will of course if deferred increase your debt, until after 40 years you'll owe  Trump & Fils  something like $232,958 (double for married couples filing separately, of course). A team of "repurposed" ICE agents will then come to collect it, from you or from your heirs, who will or course curse your name.

Trump 2027 Budget Cuts

After Sen. Ray Luján.
$1000sItem
$50,000Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$1,600,000Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$90,000Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$1,500,000Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$529,000Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$82,000Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$47,000Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$775,000Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$58,000Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$61,000Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$45,000Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1,300,000Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$20,000Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$395,000Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$100,000Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1,200,000Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$1,100,000Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$4,000,000Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$240,000School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
13,192,000 BECAUSE WHY WOULD WE EVER NEED THOSE?
Daily savings of ~$13Bn per income tax payer: $0.224 (22¢)
$510,000Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$5,000,000Medical research (NIH)
$1,100,000Scientific research funding
$5,000,000Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$3,400,000NASA space and earth science research
$489,000Housing and services for Native American communities
$372,000Airline service for rural and small communities
$2,700,000College access and higher education support
$356,000Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$2,000,000International humanitarian aid
$40,000Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$1300,000FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$315,000Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$1,400,000IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$297,000NASA technology innovation programs
$158,000Loans for small businesses
$768,000Refugee resettlement assistance
$1,100,000International Space Station operations
$150,000Support for American exports and trade
$204,000Loans and investments for underserved communities
$2,200,000Broadband and internet access programs
$53,000Funding for homeland security operations
$659,000Community building grants
$101,000Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$170,000Small Business Administration operations
$993,000Scientific research and technology standards
$150,000Cutting-edge clean energy research
$2,500,000Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$707,000Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$1,600,000Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$819,000Care and shelter for migrant children
$642,000International economic and treasury programs
$309,000Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$1,000,000EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$234,000Worker safety and labor protection programs
$60,000Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$449,000Economic development grants for communities
$486,000Grants for public transit projects
$393,000Programs to reduce homelessness
$143,000STEM education programs
$46,000Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$4,300,000Global health and disease prevention programs
$15,200,000Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$386,000Environmental cleanup programs
$2,700,000Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$8,500,000Funding for public schools
$83,351,000Total savings, or $1.42 per day per taxpayer.